all of the stars, are fading away

tastefullyoffensive:

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andxo:

pauly, marry me

Leaving the house knowing you look good and you’re just like

nippleboners:

When someone draws a picture of you and it’s ugly as fuck

nippleboners:

When your friend has gum.

nippleboners:

I remember when my friends use to call the house phone and ask for me

nippleboners:

My mom would call my name and i’d be like-

Then she’d say i had a phone call-

Then i’d answer the phone like-

Then my mom would ask who i was talking to-

LOL

fuckyeahtattoos:

Buzz and Woody, done at Proton Tattoo by Chris May

take me here orrrrr?